Random talk session 120: tenipuri and JE

Hello diary~ Today is 15/2/10. it's monday.

yesterday tv3 didnt air merlin T_T. ah well, i still hav hallmark XD This tuesday. hehe. oh, also yesterday's Raja Lawak. Caca's out. only 4 people remaining. i hope mamu can be in the top3, but dunno y i hav the feeling they are the next to go next week. aiii...

next topic. still struggling to dwld tenipuri festa backstage. i failed 2 time!!! gggrrrrr!! *pulls hair* i feel so mad!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARRFGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*calms down. reads the quote at the right side of site. /sighs/*

..... ok, let's get to the random. tenipuri and JE.. i dun watch tenipuri. wait, that's wrong. i've watched it but just nvr finished it lol besides, i already kno the ending. i think. ryoma pretty much won everything. seigaku also pretty much won everything. the only thing that make me watch some of the eps is to c atobe XD and ended liking hyoutei bcoz of the voice actors haha.

ok, about hyoutei's tennis club. they are bunch of selfish people lol in a JE comparison, hyoutei is like kattun. the members are not that friendly wit each other, they hav problem wit team works, bunch of troulesome guys XD haha. it's very Kattun. well, i dun really kattun that well, or even hyoutei. this is just what i think. haha.

then...i thought...what about NEWS. which team of tenipuri r them? emm....truthfully i dunno.haha. i'm thinking seigaku XD

as for kanjani, i think they are shitenhouji. lolz i dunno anything abt shitenhouji, but i think they are bunch of funny people XD

as for arashi..emm..rokkaku maybe? lolz i dun have any idea..

HSJ..emm....higa? lolz jk jk. i dunno...emm...

i cant think anymore....the point is i think hyoutei is like kattun..haha. ok, end!!

Random talk session 119: tenipuri festa

hello diary!! ohisahiburi!! today is sunday, 14/2/2010. it's Chinese New Year!!! Gong xi fa cai to those who celebrates! ^_________^

it's also valentine's day~

ok, nothing really special, worth mentioning happened to me. still having no job. *sigh*but there's a lot thing from fandom!! read my MP entry for NEWS updates XD

and! and! and!! tenipuri festa dwld link is uP!!!!!!!! khsdfhshf it exist!!! oh dear GOD. i thank u. bless the people who share these files!! unlike jpop, the seiyuu fandom is not that popular. it's almost impossible to find sub..wait. let me correct that. it's totally impossible to find sub for various seiyuu events. oh, before talking abt the sub, i should ramble about the actual videos (i meant the dvd of these events, cd, etc) first. not many eng-speaking comm share media:video stuffs.. sometimes i really feel like backing out from this fandom, and return to how things was. that is, to fangirl the "voice" only and not the person wit the voice.*sigh* But still, i cant consider myself a true fan right now. i am just someone interested wit seiyuu. yes. only that. i cant make myself to be too involve. how i wish NEWS can get more activities so i can be distracted from this fandom, just like the seiyuu fandom distract me from NEWS fandom 2 years ago XD anyway, back to tenipuri....the dwld link is up but i cant dwld it *cries a river* my internet connection is too slow and too unstable!!! the dvd is 1gb++ for goodness sake *pulls hair* arrghhhh!!!!! i am happy and frustated at the same time!!!! i wanna c namikawa!!!! suwabe!!!!! kiuchi!!! and the rest of hyoutei!!!! from seigaku, okiayu!!! hiroki!!!! arrghhhh!!!!!!!!!!

end!

EDIT: Since many people asked for it, click HERE for the festa.
And dont forget to thank the uploader ya :D TQ

Random talk session 72: me again..

emm..me again..dunno what to lok for in the internet...my mind is, the usual..tenma! tenma! tenma!!

gah...i love him soo much...i like tis feeling..i want it to last forever....but, considering it's me, i think i'll forgot him aftr i finish wacthing monster....i am so sad just thnking of it...i love you tenma...

emm..ok, enough of the emo...actually i was trying to find oshitari on the radio talk (from oshitari album) translation...i dun find any tho...kiuchi sounds so funny...haha...he cursed 2 times! haha!! and when he was unable to change to oshitari's voice too XD so cute XD he said: "..mou dekinai"
haha!!! i think mayb i'll translate it if i hav time? I HAVE FINAL EXAM NEXT WEEK!!!!

Random talk session 46: tenipuri on the radio

Tenipuri on the radio guests r kiuchi and kusuda. lol i totally love this ep XD. putting aside tht atobe and tezuka are like tied for my ichiban place, there is also kiuchi and kusuda XD.

HighlightS:
1. Suwabe’s “Oresama no beautiful voice ni yoi na!”
2. Tezuka and atobe BEAM. XDDDDDD oh, and kiuchi’s distorted oshitari BEAM!!!!!!!!!!!! That is TOTALLY THE WIN. Kiuchi is on crack. Hahaha. I notice thy like to monomane eiji ne.
3. Kusuda mess up his line, cutely tht is. And then the othr laughing at him and kusuda was like ”gomennasaii~ and suwabe call him TK. Aww~

The 1st part, acTually i stole it frm someone..i'm sorry i dun remember who, so CREDIT TO HER. I DO NOT CLAIM THE TRANSLATION.

Okiayu : I'm back! ki o hikishimete yudan sezu ni ikou. Tezuka Kunimitsu's Okiayu Ryoutarou.
Suwabe : Don't be mad if you can't buy the limited one, aaan? Oresama no beautiful voice ni yoi na! Atobe Keigo's Suwabe Junichi
Okiayu : then, konbanwa! On The Radio September is Tezuka and Atobe's Tenipuri Saikyou Tag (Tezuka and Atobe's Tenipuri Strongest Tag. They surely r ne XD so, why the he** thy r not having any duet!!!!)
Suwabe : hai.
Okiayu : ... ga ookuri shimasu yo!
Suwabe : ookuri shimasu. Seems to be the strongest. But maybe it'll feel nothing fresh...
Okiayu: Ahahahahaha!
Suwabe : maybe not...
Okiayu : Do we have time to make a tag?
Suwabe : u~n... how is it ne... to iu wake de itte mitai to omoimasu. nanka there're lots of new corner...
Okiayu : Seems so.
Suwabe : everybody, please hav fun. Tonight guest is amazing! it's Hyoutei-festival! Hyouteisai desu!
Okiayu : Suddenly having a festival! Hyoutei's!... how about Seigaku!?
Suwabe : Tonight we have two people from Hyoutei. Oshitari Yuushi's Kiuchi Hidenobu and Shishido Ryou's Kusuda Toshiyuki.
Okiayu : haai, to iu wake de moriagatte ikimashou~.
Suwabe : hai.
Okiayu : On The Radio no aikotoba! Monday is Jump!
Suwabe : Wednesday is Anime
Okiayu : Thursday is On The Radio!
Suwabe : Tenipuri kyouka menu ni yoi na!
Okiayu : 30 minutes, don't miss a single word.

Atobe : Tonight broadcast, it's bad for Tezuka, but Hyoutei Trio will take control of it!

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Okiayu : aa tottoko buchou tottoko buchou! (a/n i dun hav any idea wht it means XD) What are you doing at this place?? (high-pitched voice)... Tennisu no Oujisama ON THE RADIO.

Okiayu : ...... so.. Thing just now....
Suwabe : What was that!
Okiayu : This morning, near a studio, I met Takahashi Mikako. When she saw me suddenly "A, a, a, tottoko buchou tottoko buchou tottoko buchou! (high-pitched voice). so.. Tezuka Beam! Okiayu Ryoutarou desu.
Suwabe : Ok. Atobe Beam! Suwabe Junichi desu.
Okiayu : Atobe Beam ka!
Suwabe : Ee, chotto... awasete dashite mimashita. hotobashirasete mimashita.
Okiayu : hotobashirasechatta no ne.

Suwabe : then, Tonight guest! let introduce thm!
Ki : nan ya kitai hazure ya naa. Ooishi cchu yatsu ga oran to wa... Hyoutei Gakuen Third year Oshitari Yuushi-yaku no Kiuchi Hidenobu deesu!
O+S : Waa *claps hand* yoroshiku onegai shimasu.
Kiuchi : yoroshiku onegai shimaasu.
Kusuda : geki dasa da na! ... Ah.
O+S+Ki : *LOL*
Kusuda : gomennasai!
Okiayu : ima no... ima no...! zenbu ikimasu yo, zenbu ikimasu yo!
Suwabe : We don't do any cutting.
Okiayu : ok, once more!
Kusuda : dasse na. geki dasa da na. Hyoutei Gakuen third year Shishido Ryou's Kusuda Toshiyuki. yoroshiku onegai shimasu!
Okiayu : I thought you were arranging the line, instead mistaken.
Kusuda : I skipped it, gomennasaii!
Suwabe : the line is dasee na
Kusuda : kimeserifu na no ni!
Okiayu : anta da yo! anta!
Kusuda : gomennasaii
Suwabe : suddenly... well it's already happened, today is Hyoutei 3, Seigaku 1.
Okiayu : Kiuchi-kun.... Kiuchi-kun has came couple times, ne.
Ki : With today, it's my third times.
Suwabe :But... TK never come. (i can hear thy were amused XD)
Okiayu : Kusuda-san... is the first time.
Kusuda : It's my first, arigatou gozaimasu.
okiayu: yoroshiku onegai-shimasu
kusuda: yoroshiku onegai-shimasu
Okiayu : : It's OK to make mistake. ore ittsumo kamikami desu.
Kusuda: this is bad.. (lol cute XD)

fROM THIS PART, IT IS ALL MY TRANSLATION XD

whn reading the letter, suwabe was like translating the name XD
okiayu: a letter frm niji-san.
suwabe: niji-san! rainbow! (lol XD)

the first letter is asking about their school’s teacher.

kiuchi's said he likes to monomane his teacher lol XD.
and then next kusuda was telling his story and he also mention the teacher's name and then, okiayu and suwabe was like: sorry teacher. lol XD sumthing abt the teacher punish him becoz he didnt wear his white shirt underneath the schoo uniform.
then, it was suwabe's story. i dun really understand but somehow i think it's very funny. sumthing about the teacher imvite him to take a bath together?? lol XDD

Then, the second letter. Suwabe was yelling the name.hahaha.I want him to shout my name too XDDD. and thn, kiuchi and kusuda said: konbanwa; and okiayu was like: nani?? and kusuda also was like: nande? XD lol The question is, is there a place tht thy want to go.
Kiuchi said he want to go to Egypt too in the past, but now he want to go to spain.
Kusuda said he want to go to mount Fuji. and thy ask why. kusuda said becoz the train ticket is cheap XD hahaha and thn thy burst out laughing. suwabe laugh so hard XDDD and i can hear someone was hitting the table XD haha Okiayu want to go to (???) i dunno DX. And then suwabe said he want to go to German.
Suwabe: The next world cup is at German (XD aww~ suwabe XDDD)
and rite aftr suwabe said tht, okiayu said, tezuka is there (at German) too XDDD hahahah!!! And my brain was like: atobe visiting tezuka XD haha and also using a helicopter even! XDD hahaha

song: aruki hajimete no hi~ happy bday

mini drama.
summary: it was a race to the school. kaido running, momo riding a bicycle, ryoma, taka-san, inui, eiji and tezuka taking the bus, while fuji was in his sis car.

i try to do in a dialouge form...

m: hey viper!
k: dont call me viper! ceh! it's momoshiro. ( i really dunno how to translate the next line DX)
m: hehehe running a marathon so early! tht is so much you kaido!
k: shut up!
m: eh? can it be tht ths not really a marathon. but actually you are late so that is why you are running?
k: i dont want to hear it frm you!
m: then, it is true! work hard!
k: is it fine for you being so relax, momoshiro?
m: what?
k: even using bicycle you wont be able to arrive in time!
m: ah, that is true. then, sorry, but i'm going ahead!
k: i wont let you!
m: dont follow me!
k: i wont be defeated by you!
m: wht a persistent fellow!

A car pass by and it was Fuji in it...
f: hello momo, kaido.
m & k : fuji-senpai!
f: it is so hard for you guys ne. i asked my sis to take me to go to school today. i think i'll make it there easily.
sis, cant u go faster?
sis: ok!

m: we are getting further!
k: dont give up!

next a bus was passing...

ryoma: eh? it's momo-senpai and kaido senpai.
m: eh? echizen! you are taking the bus today?
ryoma: yeah, i wake up late today.
m: that's not fair!
ryoma: why do you say that? the othrs are also in the bus.
taka: hi you two, good morning.
m: taka-san. also tezuka-bucho and eiji-senpai and inui-senpai and even inui senpai!
tez: you two! if you are late, you have to run laps!
inui: mayb it's better if it's penaltea.
e: ganbatte ne!
i: i dun think they'll make it with that speed. i think they would be late 35 seconds.
m: damn! kita dipintas lagi! i would not lose!!!
k: look momoshiro!
m: oh? fuji-senpai's car stopped!
k: now is our chance!
m: asha!! we'll gonna pass through!
f: sis, this is fine. next, i'll run!
sis: ganbatte ne!
tezuka: everybody, get out! we are gonna run!

taka-san: burning!!
eiji: i'll not lose!!!

all: GOAL!

m: we made it! i am first!
k: no! it's me!
tez: no. the first one is...
oishi: hey everybody. good morning.
all: oishi -senpai!
oishi: wht's wrong with u all?
m: wht time u arrived at school?
osihi: eto, i think 3 hours ago..
all: you are TOO early!
oishi: i wonder if i did something wrong.. (lol)

hahahah kiuchi's monomane XD (kiuchi: hoi hoi to ne, oshitari BEAM~ tenisu no ouji-sama! On the Radio)

next is a new corner.
hyoutei only event.

tezuka: why i have to do this kinda thing? (lol this is so what tezuka would said XDD)

well, it is basically a batsu game XD. tezuka ask the questions and thn the 3 frm hyoutei need to answer the same thing. if not, thy'll get punish.

1st Q: who is the strongest in seigaku?
all of thm write tezuka XD.

2nd Q: sports that looks cool besides tennis? this sounds so wrong XD
suwabe write i dunno wht tht is DX
kusuda write surfing; while
kiuchi write soccer

the punishment was thy has to act drinking the drink tht inui always made XD
lol they were coughing and all XD
and then suwabe suddenly said "everybody, please dun try this at home" using his atobe voice XD lololol

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atobe's annoucing sumthing. i dun really get it but i find it's funny whn he raised his voice at the end of a sentence XD. esp the "futatabi tokyo!!" lol cute XD

kusuda's monomane of hyoutei's couch. it sounds funny XD his voice is not too deep to monomane it XD

okiayu: tht was weird

thn, suwabe was intoducing the new corner with a lulaby voice. i has to say, weird XDDD. and thn, okiayu was also using the same tone, and i think it fits him so much! becoz his voice is deep but not very garau! his voice is smooth ne.

Random talk session 40

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Atobe keigo!

1. Atobe keigo can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
2. Red atobe keigo at night, shepherd's delight. Red atobe keigo at morning, shepherd's warning.
3. Atobe keigo is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
4. Atobe keigo was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
5. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat atobe keigo, though it may feel uncomfortable!
6. Atobe keigo is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
7. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The atobe keigo state'!
8. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to atobe keigo is 10:1.
9. Atobe keigo was declared extinct in 1902!
10. Atobe keigo is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tezuka kunimitsu!

1. Tezuka kunimitsu will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory!
2. The average duration of sexual intercourse for tezuka kunimitsu is two minutes.
3. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have tezuka kunimitsu for the rest of the day.
4. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be tezuka kunimitsu.
5. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and tezuka kunimitsu.
6. Ostriches stick their heads in tezuka kunimitsu not to hide but to look for water!
7. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating tezuka kunimitsu from each salad served in first class!
8. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than tezuka kunimitsu.
9. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find tezuka kunimitsu.
10. Some birds use tezuka kunimitsu to orientate themselves during migration.

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i can only laugh. XDDDDD

hahahahaha

Random talk session 38: atobe is the king!

So, apparently, besides releasing a single, atobe was also re-releasing his 1st album on his bday (4th oct).

the re-released album is entitle Hamatsue no Rondo Kai.

The tracks is the same with the 1st released..no new songs...the cover is also using the same pic...XD.

the difference is maybe the only addiction of the "kai"and also the album is double the size and also there is some giant flag of him in there. gah i so want tht flag!!!! and then i would hang it on the wall...XD

(pic credit to ii_crack at LJ)

the album was rank #19 in the oricon chart on the day of the release...while his single was rank #12...more rants abt the single here....gah it just more proofs his awesomeness ne....XD.

anyhow...i think thy didnt want to release a new album becoz tht would make him with the most album and it's wrong since he is from a rival school XD.

heh! atobe is the best eventho he was defeated by ryoma!!! heh i dun even think ryoma's album or songs could even compete with my atobe!!!

atobe is so much better thn ryoma!!! ggrrr!!! i am reminded of tht bad feeling again.

Random talk session 31

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my random pic corner...

ths time..it's hyoutei....i luv ths team...hehe...i has ths pic in my FS profile...
my highlites....atobe-sama purple's suit. hahahaha!!!! ths guy alwys amused me to no end!! becoz his hair is kinda purple, so...he's like all purple...and he looks so freakin amazing damn it!! kkyyaaa!!!! atobe-sama!!!

2nd higlite....the silver pair luv XDDDD staring at each other like there's nothing else matter XDDD *squishes ohtori* XD

3rd highlite...jiro loooks soooo cute!!!! like seriously...!!! i had alwys like jiro since the 1st time i saw him XD

and also...for the closing....oshitari..of God ths guy...looks as good as ever...he is the only one tht able to steal atobe's limelite once in awhile XD

not forgetting...kabaji....gakuto and hiyoshi<----he looks kinda uncomfortable...XD

Random talk session 25

i was listening to brandnew days voice message by kusuda (i forgot his given name XD)and namikawa daisuke...it started with a "short story" (as kusuda and namikawa said XD)...apparently, the short story was thought/written by kusuda...the short story happened aftr shishido and ohtori won the game against seigaku's inui and kaidoh...(oh, suddenly i feel proud of my little(maybe not much) knowledge in japanese XD)

the short story has hint of fanservice XDDDDD hahaha...

shishido talked abt his tough training with ohtori aftr he lost the match( against rikkai?)..
and then, ohtori said, "why do u remembered of the training?"
and shishido said, " i wonder why" and then starts to change the topic with his kinda shy voice (awww~~~~) (i can imagine his flush face XD)

i love the silver pair now XDDD but zukabe is still my main otp XD

Random talk session 24

recently i think more of oshitari..haha...

anyways...last time i DL the megane's talk track. omg it is soooo funny!!! hahaha!!! the most obvious thng tht i realized is tht tezuka is the most out of character in the mini track...haha..the mini-drama talk track is usually written by the meganes thmselves...thy r making tezuka being the comic-relief...very diff from the real tezuka XDD..hahaha..sumtimes i kinda megane's tezuka is so baka XDDD...oshitari was still maintaining his cool personality... kakkoi zo!! XDD

hhmm..i was watching tenipuri...and there was the part of ohtori practicing his scud serve, with the help of shishido...thy r such a cute pair...i think i am gonna like ths pair too XDDDD..and at tht part, there was their theme song: brandnew days...whn i listen to it, i start to aww-ing...thy r seriously sooo cute~~~ *pinch ohtori cheeks*

rikkai...

this team is kinda nice too....it's really a pity tht their buchou is so girly...hahaha...sorry yukimura, i cant accept you.

Random talk session 21

gah..now i am interested in rajipuri...a tenipuri radioshow..i want to DL, but i am TOO clueless....DX. and there is too many of thm...gah...i shouldnt went too deep in this fandom in the first place..gah..

anyways...i am only interested in the rajipuri tht has the meganes...and atobe XD. oh also, atobe's

geng (hyoutei cast) is also not bad...and a must is tezuka...i love okiayu XD

sorry to say but i am gonna abandon anything tht hav ryoma and fuji...btw the seiyuu for fuji looks kinda cute..haha..tht was totally random...

anyways...hhm..the server is still so slow...i havent finish DL-ing the 100 songs marathon...i want to see the valentine kiss perf very much..wuuuu!!!!! i want to see namikawa XDDD oh and also how suwabe would sings tht song XDDD aaaahh!!!! y the server is so slow...

COUNTDOWN TO NEWS PACIFIC TOUR DVD: 4 DAYS

haha..i hope this fandom would revive as soon as the DVD is out XD. tenipuri is taking too much the spotlight XD

it's tht time again! the random pix corner XD

kyaaa!!! i still havent over this guy XDD okiayu-sama!!! he is 39 this year! but i am so freakin love him. how many time must i say. i love this freakin old guy XDDDDD. but most of all, i love his voice. oh. i think i need to make a sp entry for him. XD

Random talk session 18: Oshitari stole my heart XD

the server is very very very slow, again. so i only can access blogspot DX

yesterday i dwnload the mebachiko song by oshitari. i luv this song. it is so funny and crack! and the fact tht i luv kansai-ben make i luv it more XD.

trust tenipuri to make a crack songs ne...hahahaha. i love it!!!! and also, i love oshitari now!!!!!!!!!

at first i was kinda scare of him coz i hav this feeling tht he is somekind of a perverted person XDDDDD. his seductive voice in the valentine songs scares me XDDDDDDD. but now i hav to admit. i love the guy XDD. i luv hyoutei more and more now XDDDD

exclusive: the pic tht make me officially an oshitari fangirl XD

OMFG. OSHITARI-SAMA o________________0

oh, hello there tezuka. you look freakin hot too XD . pls blame oshitari for distracting me.

Mebachiko translation -by athena8 @ LJ-

woke up this morning, and glanced at my alarm clock
And I was shocked, I overslept
I had to rush to get ready
Cuz last night I was on the phone until late,
Having a long conversation with Atobe
I have to hurry and shampoo, brush my teeth, style my hair
Throw on my uniform, grab my bag, oops, can't forget my cell phone
Hmm, anything else?
I put on my glasses and thought, "It's time to go!"
But whoa, that's this? (I've got a mebachiko...)

MEBACHIKO x 3 (I'm talking about a sty)
MEBACHIKO x 3 (Don't mess with it)
MEBACHIKO x 3 (I should put in some eye drops)
MEBACHIKO x 3 (I'm gonna be dejected all day)

Let's make takoyaki*! It's been a while! Let's make a lot of 'em!
Damn it, it doesn't taste good!
Did you grab some that weren't too fresh? That's no good, is it donko or konpachi?**
No, no, no, no, isn't that kind of dated?
And come to think of it, how old are you anyway with that perm?
You're a pretty funny guy. What do you wanna drink? Iced coffee? Hiyashiame? You wanna have some candy? Here!

McDonald's? For real?
I dunno about that, it's kinda scary.
How can you say that, that's messed up!
It's true, it's true, it's true, I'm telling you!
I don't care, I don't care, leave it to me.
Dinner will be obanzai, like banzai or manzai?***
(This is like a manga...)

MEBACHIKO x 3 (Don't talk like that)
MEBACHIKO x 3 (It irritates me)
MEBACHIKO x 3 (Don't get carried away)
MEBACHIKO x 3 (Don't keep saying it)
MEBACHIKO x 3 (That pisses me off)
MEBACHIKO x 3 (It irritates me)
MEBACHIKO x 3 (How odd)
MEBACHIKO x 3 (Did someone give it to me?)

Ah....come to think of it, in his eyes, too..!!
...did I get too close to him?

MEBACHIKO x 3 (That's what I thought)
MEBACHIKO x 3 (He gave it to me)
MEBACHIKO x 3 (It can't be helped)
MEBACHIKO x 3 (I'm gonna be dejected all day)
MEBACHIKO x 3 (I'm talking about a sty)
MEBACHIKO x 3 (I said you shouldn't mess with it)
MEBACHIKO x 3 (I should put in some eye drops)
MEBACHIKO x 3 (MEBACHIKO...dismissed!)

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(*) takoyaki: Octopus in fried batter

(**) I have no idea what he means here when he says "donko ka konpachi." A donko and kAnpachi are types of fish, but that doesn't seem to make any sense here. Not that anything makes sense in this stanza, lol.

another version:

Okay, wake up, it's morning sleepyhead, get up, get ready
I stayed up late last night on the phone with Atobe
Put on my shirt, brush my teeth, set my hair
My uniform, my bag, can't forget my cellphone! Wait, what else...?
All right, I heard you already, Mom, I'm eating breakfast and I don't have /time/!
Put on my glasses and see ya! At least, until I saw what was on my face. No! (Mebachiko!)

Mebachiko (It's a red or swollen eye)
Mebachiko (Don't touch it)
Mebachiko (Why eyedrops were invented)
Mebachiko (A day of sorrow)

Hadn't had takoyaki in a while. Make that plenty of takoyaki! Ah, damn, not that much left
Pachimon, I said. Ever heard of it? It's cheap second-class junk! Are you stupid or just simple?
No no no no no no and don't you think you're too old fashioned? With that perm you could look like ancient history
Well, that's your opinion. What'll you have? Iced Coffee? Hiyashi ame? You want candy? Here!
McDonalds? Are you kidding me? I don't know you, you're old news, yeah, I've heard it all No way no how no kidding! Got it?!
I don't care, just leave it to me and I'll get your breakfast, banzai, wait, banzai is too manzai-like (a kind of comedy)... (This is like a manga...)

Mebachiko (So I hear)
Mebachiko (You're getting on my nerves)
Mebachiko (Same to you)
Mebachiko (How many times do you have to say that?)
Mebachiko (Now you're pissing me off)
Mebachiko (Keep it up)
Mebachiko (You're just not normal)
Mebachiko (Want me to hit you?)

And when I said that, I saw it in his eyes too!
....Maybe I got too close?

Mebachiko (That's what I thought)
Mebachiko (Bragging rights)
Mebachiko (Ahh, well, if you say so.... I'll let it go)
Mebachiko (A day of sorrow)
Mebachiko (It's a red or swollen eye)
Mebachiko (Don't touch it)
Mebachiko (Why eyedrops were invented)
Mebachiko (MEBACHIKO. It's "Itte Yoshi.")

"Don't try to swich your eyeglasses with someone else's!"